Dad Jokes
(My Guilty Pleasure)
(My Guilty Pleasure)
1) Two Goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
2) Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
3) A husband comes home and says to his wife, "I just heard that the mailman has slept with every wife on this street." His wife responds, "I bet you, it's that Mrs. Smith across the street,"